Dark stone castle wall texture with warm sconce lighting
Dark stone castle wall texture
Dark stone castle wall texture
Dark stone castle wall texture
Lord Percival Huffington III — Patron of Solitude

LORD PERCIVAL HUFFINGTON III

Patron of Solitude
Lady Vivienne du Miroir — Admirer of Herself

LADY VIVIENNE DU MIROIR

Admirer of Herself
Professor Bartholomew Snooze — Chair of Unconscious Studies

PROF. BARTHOLOMEW SNOOZE

Chair of Unconscious Studies
Kit Scratchington — Mouser Royal

KIT SCRATCHINGTON

Mouser Royal

Our family has a secret we keep close...

An ugly little blemish on our ancestry...

I never cared much for this family -- less so their origins... 

It's not in the history books, only in rumors. Rumors rumored to be true...

Since you came all this way, we'll let you in...

Almost there...

Just a little further...
A colossal dragon sleeping in a stone vault
Descent into cobwebbed catacombs

Oh — not her. She's harmless… when she's asleep.
Keep going. You're almost there.

Into the catacombs we go...
A plump, absurdly cute little creature in a party hat, bored inside a dungeon cage

Down and down. Until you discover who we come from...

Now go back, and tell no one.

You have seen what sleeps beneath this house.
Before you climb back toward the light — swear you will never tell.

That's right, we're descendants of cute lil' guys who love sandwiches. And that doesn't bode well for our legacy.

I swear it

The Family Secret

Every family keeps one. Ours lives beneath the house.

Enter if you dare
Oil portrait of a fully fluffy creature in royal regalia

The earliest known portrait.
Oil portrait of a mostly fluffy creature with a few human features in royal regalia

A few generations on.
Oil portrait of a half-human half-creature hybrid in royal regalia

Growing more... presentable.
Oil portrait of a human king with a rat tail

Nearly there. (Mind the tail.)
Oil portrait of a fully human British king in royal regalia

The official royal portrait.

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